Doing his crossword puzzle amid a screeching of sirens going on outside.
Me: Wow! There is something exciting going on somewhere!
Marv: You should get in the car and follow them, and then you'll know what it is.
Me: Like I'm a news reporter....
Marv: Yeah. You can write PRESS on a piece of paper and put it in the window. Just don't write
IRON. It might confuse them.