Don't Confuse Them

Doing his crossword puzzle amid a screeching of sirens going on outside.

Me:  Wow!  There is something exciting going on somewhere!
Marv:  You should get in the car and follow them, and then you'll know what it is.
Me:  Like I'm a news reporter....
Marv:  Yeah.  You can write PRESS on a piece of paper and put it in the window.  Just don't write
             IRON.  It might confuse them.

LOL